Friend: okie, here goes, i was late cos i woke up n in bed, i was thinking to myself, how on earth do i go to the doc n expect him to give me an MC when i look n feel perfectly fine

Friend: n i'm here cos i cannot think of an answer, so i figured, i shall come in n get some tips from you, ahahha

Me: erm 1. min makeup
2. drink lotsa distilled water to rough up your throat
3. i usually go hungry so that i can complain of gastric ltr