To laugh often and much to win the respect of intelligent people and affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child a garden patch or redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is like an onion. When you peel away layer after stinking layer until you'd just weeping over the sink.

- Peter Hornberger, 30 Rock

Prediction is difficult, especially if it's about the future.

- Niels Bohr

Life is like Restaurant City - You never know what ingredients you're getting for the day.

- Archie

我们洗衣服那里可以claim?
老总不一样。老总连厕所纸都可以claim啊！

- A certain colleague

(Loosely translated as: How can we make claims for laundry? Boss is different. He can even make claims for toilet paper.)

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

- Scott Adams

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drinks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

- Mark Twain

A good photograph is knowing where to stand.

- Ansel Adams

“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

- Woody Allen

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

- Fran Lebowitz

It is better even to have a useless hobby than to be a tittle-tattler and a busybody.

- Samuel Smiles, Life and Labour

I'm Lightning Bolt! I am not Flash Gordon or anybody. My name is Bolt, Lightning Bolt.

- Usain Bolt

Dreams are necessary to life.

- Anais Nin

No mistakes in the tango, not like life. Simple. That’s what makes tango so great. If you make a mistake and get all tangled up, you just tango on.

- Lt. Col. Frank Slade (Scent of a Woman)

Weekends don't count unless you spend your time doing something completely meaningless.

- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

"If I can't google it, it doesn't exist."

- Yours Truly (in response to 'Google Freak' label from Chris)

"Ice-cream is the universal remedy for all things shitty. So go ahead, have a big scoop!"

- Karen

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

- Douglas Adams

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

- Douglas Adams