I was returning to my office from lunch when I walked past a pretty girl in her pretty violet shift dress.

She lighted a ciggie. (Umm.. not as pretty anymore)

Her friend joined her and they started chatting.

Girl: Eh you know Ah Meng?

Friend: Huh?

Girl: Nor.. that Ah Meng arh.

I was going to interrupt with 'that orang utan' when...

Girl: Ah Meng, the chimpanzee in the zoo.

Even her pretty face cannot save her clueless brain.