when you wake up to find your mother sporting a new oh-i-just-had-it-done-over-the-weekend hairdo 100 times more stylo than you and makes her look 10 years younger and slimmer while you continue woofing down Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

The Mother's new bob can give Victoria Beckham a run for her money. -ahem- Thanks to new daughter's keen sense of fashion. I could sit here all day, sulking over how I cannot sport the same hairdo without looking like Mushroom Bob. Dammit.