How come certain homo sapiens have such unique ability to throw clouds of doubt and utter confusion over others as they go about putting up a one-man show like some drama-mama?

Consider this:
Boy tells Girl how Boy misses Girl and Boy wants to meet Girl. Girl understands how upsetting it would be for Boy upon seeing Girl whom he likes yet can't be with. So Girl suggests that Girl meets Boy and Friends. Big group less awkward, agree? Boy says yes and Boy calls Friends. Then Boy changes mind and says no. Boy wants Girl to understand why not. Girl doesn't but never mind. Girl says go ahead. Then Boy comes back saying Boy is lost and Boy asked, "What do we do?" Boy wants Girl to understand why no meet her. Then Boy says forget all miscommunication and Boy wants to meet Girl. Girl exclaims, "Things aren't complicated as it seems. We'll hang out like any other friends!" Boy wants to understand Girl, while Girl doesn't register what Boy wants. Boy doesn't want to complicate things. Boy says good luck and goodbye.

Do you get him? I don't.
Girl should have asked, "What the fark do you want? Make up your tiny brain."

Crap. We love playing this game, don't we? You piss me off and I get pissed off. You become pissed because you learn that I am pissed off and I am further pissed by you because you pissed me off first.

And it goes on. Whatever. Boy is so crap, so is this blog entry. =)