In a random survey with a grand total of X number of interviewees, nearly 100% of the respondents agreed that if their girlfriend ever get intoxicated with alcohol, they would fly down to fetch her home. Not in their motorbikes of course. Take the cab, they would. "Which idiot would ride a bike to go fetch a drunken?" one commented.

Well, of course, he hasn't met that 'idiot'. I did.