From: info@starhub.com/Missing JI Leader

Msg from S'Pore Police Force: Please call the Police at 999 immediately if you see Mas Selamat bin Kastari. He is short (1.58m) & limps on left leg. Thank You.

I jumped at my seat when I opened this SMS to see a colour picture of the most-talked-about escapee this time in town. As much as I don't like the picture of an ugly person (I mean ugly in thoughts and action) in my mobile, I'm not deleting the message yet. Probably gonna carry this picture around and try matching every face I walk pass to this guy.

Seriously, we can laugh and ridicule the government for such gross blunder, let's do our part as citizens of this little red dot. For starters, I'm keeping my brother off the streets by 8p.m. and chiding The Mother for returning home after midnight, from a dinner with her friends. I'm double-locking my front door and scrutinising every stranger who walks past my window.

I've been rehearsing my karate chops too. In case.