Top ten reasons why we are so NOT compatible:
























1. He is patient and I'm not.
2. He is lame-shit funny while I am just smart-arse humourous. (There's a difference)
3. He can sit out an entire movie no matter how late it is while I couldn't help but give up to hit the sack.
4. He hates creases on his book spines while I prefer to stretch the book's spine to 'season' it.
5. He hates all American show talk-hosts while I worship Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Conan O'Brian, David Letterman and...
6. He could probably spell/pronounce/understand every English word that exists while I erm... have dyslexia.
7. He totally adores papillion while I think the dog's the ugliest creature on Earth.
8. He loves children (I think) while I love none (except Ashlyn, my lovely niece)
9. He finishes his food all the time while I'm on a 60% diet.
10. His love for me radiates and transcends through every bio- and non-biodegradable material on Earth while my love I'd have none left for him should he get fat one day.