You know, when you have a crazy boyfriend who likes getting you gifts from overseas, it's really cool. What are the chances of anyone else you know who owns 'The Complete Sherlock Holmes' short stories collection in bonded leather with gold enleaves and silk ribbon marker?

But when you have a crazy boyfriend who likes getting you gifts from overseas/online, the likelihood of you unwrapping the gift in time for whatever occasion it might be, is below whatever probability that exists.

As of now, Stephen Colbert's Christmas Special is still on the 'waiting list'.

Well, this is only the fifth day of Christmas. I have another 8 days to look forward to.