Hi, I'm back.

Yes, India sucks. (What did you expect? Nice weather, beautiful people, clean roads?)

No, I'm not dead. Yet. But the heat rash has found its way to every possible sun-exposed skin left on my food-deprived body.

I know, I'm soaking myself in calamine already.

And great, I'm due for a Brisbane trip this Friday and I may have to leave my bikini behind if this blardy rash does not go away in time.