I was trying to persuade a certain Mr. Sam to give me a free ride to Pasir Panjang to meet the rest of our ex-colleagues for dinner. That bugger just wouldn't budge.

Me: dont like that lah....
Me: detour to my place please.....

Mr. Sam: wat benefit do i get?

Me: sightseeing
Me: i'll show ya where the brothels are

Historical streets are good. Always got a little something to stir the interest.

Mr. Sam: siao!
Mr. Sam: no need. anyway, is time really so bad that you have to go to the brothels?

Okay, he doesn't buy it.

Me: keong siak infamous for brothels wat
Me: auntie brothels

Mr. Sam: and wat are you doing there? you office is along the main road. no need to get to the side street mah.

Me: you turn in from keong siak mah

Mr. Sam: no leh.

Tsk. Is that even an issue?

Me: no mah?
Me: aiyah
Me: anyway that's besides the pt

Mr. Sam: nope. now you better come clean... wat are you doing there???

Me: pls pls gimme a ride

Mr. Sam: wat do i get in return???

I love to entice people to this slight sleazy street by night. Not that I have anything to do with it!

Me: i give ya free orientation of the brothels!
Me: really
Me: history lesson

Mr. Sam: tsk tsk... you've changed angie.... you've really change... haiz
Mr. Sam: if not... then can arrange later to meet somewhere lah. definitely not keong siak lah. sekali ppl get the wrong idea of me picking up a young chick there!!!

Hey! I make a good chick alright. Bollocks.

Mr. Sam: wait young chick... i'll check.
Mr. Sam: take bus 143. brings you straight to the place

Then the bugger pasted the entire route direction in the Skype window.

I hate him.