I just learnt about the successful escape (shouldn't be encouraged though) of a high-risk terrorist from his detention centre.
Where?

Singapore.

What the f***!

Mas Selamat Kastari, the leader of the Singapore Jemaah Islamiyah (JI) network, has escaped from the Whitley Road Detention Centre yesterday at about 4.05pm. if you've been busy with life and haven't heard about this, read this to bring yourself up to speed.

I don't know man... -rubs chin slowly and thoughtfully- Why isn't this man sent to Guantanamo Bay in the first place and save us the blardy trouble of this manhunt? And he limps. For goodness sake, a man who limps (i.e. cannot walk properly), has managed to escape from detention using the lamest excuse possible: I need to use the toilet. Old hat! But he slipped off anyway.

And I thought such scenes played out in Hong Kong movies are dumb enough...

Anyway I think I should pack my bags and go home early. You too, stay off the streets after eight.