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The bunch of us had a divided opinion on - Who Spattered Shit All Over The Male Toilet Cubicle in Dome at Dempsey?It wasn't me!
Let me start from the top. We were chilling out in Dome at Dempsey Road. I had to go to the washroom. There are two cubicles and naturally I went to any one of the empty cubicle, not knowing that one of them is labelled 'Male'. Well, I only realised my mistake when Shuqin pointed it out to me. So we laughed it off - my silliness. A guy slipped past me and he entered the male cubicle. I continued chatting with Shuqin outside of the washhrooms and waited for Wanjun to return to our table.
Some time later, Joshua, who just returned from the toilet, told me that the male cubicle was full of shit. Literally, spatters of shite all over the floor and toilet seat. He asked if I'm having diahrrea. But it wasn't me! Then the group went into a frenzy discussion on who is accountable for the horrid mess in the toilet. (I didn't see but Joshua's description is quite graphical)
I nearly stood up to look for the blardy bastard who caused me my 'squeaky clean' reputation. Damnit! IT WASN'T ME!!
[Image via Karen]
Aiyaaaaah, just admit to it. We will still love you.