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At a very awkward hour of the day, I received the following messages:

Hi, I saw your comments about me in your blog. I demand you remove your post about defaming me as a manhunt singapore 2008 winner or else I will proceed to sue you against your blog. Did I make myself clear?

You are not even anywhere near gal. if i still see it by tomorrow morning, i will need to consult my lawyer to sue against you for defaming my name as a manhunt winner.

Actually i've seen your blog long time ago. I guessed it was you. But now this thing has spread to my manager's ear and they want me to do something about it if not they will need to take action. I suggest you remove it NOW. Dont need reply, goodbye.

I was shaking in my knees and proceeded to the loo to take a leak. He is absolutely right. Heartfelt apologies from me. So I hereby withdraw the contents of that controversial post and replace it with an apology. Real one.

Because I don't have an expensive black Chanel suit and suave handsome attorney in arm, I reckon I better stay away from this lawsuit.

And since we're on this, I also must clarify that the following 'DID NOT' happen:

We don't know each other. At all.
We never went out together. Ever.
He has never spoken to me about hanging out at Punggol Park. Didn't.
He didn't drive me to Punggol Marina late at night. Never.
He absolutely has never asked me if he could kiss me. What am I?
He has never wrote me all those messages. What messages?

I was hallucinating, on medication, high on caffeine, low in Vitamin C, got a bump on the head when I said all these happened previously. Nah. Didn't happen. Not at all.

On a lighter note, WEEKEND IS HERE!! I usually celebrate with a theme song for the weekend. Tina Turner's my lady. YOOHOO!!


Comments (2)

You must be a real attention seeker to be making all those claims. I'd sue for sure.

It's either you didn't get the joke, or you don't know me in person.

In any case, it's a shame you can't see which finger I'm holding up. =)